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Model Waif
Written By: Jason Harrod
Transcribed By: Benjamin Padula

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* h = hammer-on     *
* p = pull-off      *
* s = slide up/down *
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Chords:
  G  C  Am D  Bm F  C* (alternate)
e-3--3--0--2--X--1--X-
b-3--3--1--3--3--1--X-
g-0--0--2--2--4--2--5-
d-0--2--2--0--4--3--5-
a-2--3--0--X--2--3--3-
e-3--X--X--X--X--1--X-

Intro: G-C-G Am D  G-C-G Am D

G               C     G
I wish I was a model waif,
Am                 D
I wouldn't worry about my weight.
G                      C      G
I'd look at you in my sultry eyes.
Am                 D                    G     -C-G Am D
I wouldn't worry about the size of my thighs.

G               C      G
I wish I was Muhammed Ali,
Am                             D
I'd punch you in the face and get away clean.
G                C     G
I wish I was a frozen pizza,
Am                    D
I'd get warmed up by someone who loves me.

C* Bm    Am       Bm       C*
I wish I was you wish you were me,
Bm      Am       Bm     C*
I think I'd like to be you.
       Bm        Am    Bm  D     G-C-G Am D...
Think you'd like to be me too?

(Verses and chorus repeat in the same manner.  Also, during 
interludes between choruses and verses, usually once in the 
song the D changes to an F.  Also, often a D is played this 
way: X5777X instead of the way above.  In this case, you 
should slide up to the X5777X from X3555X which is a C.  
Just listen to the recording on the Live Harrod & Funck 
CD and you'll know what I mean.)

I wish I was a media blitz,
I'd tell you what to think about this.
I wish I was a therapist,
I'd get to do the same.

I wish I was a V-formation of geese,
I'd head down south where it's warm and soft and slow and sweet.

I wish I was you wish you were me,
I think I'd like to be you.
Think you'd like to be me too?

I wish I was generation X,
I'd whine all the time, be a pain in the neck.
I wish I was Johnny Depp.

I wish I was the choice of a new generation,
I'd get to be what everyone's drinking.
I wish I was the Kinsley report,
I'd get to be what everyone's thinking.

I wish I was you wish you were me,
I think I'd like to be you.
Think you'd like to be me too?

And I wish I was you wish you were me,
I think I'd like to be you.
Think you'd like to be me too?


If there are still some blanks that need filled in, listen to the 
recording(s) a few more times or email me with a specific question.

Transcribed By: Benjamin Padula
Email: padulab@dickinson.edu
Homepage: www.bpqd.org

For more on Harrod & Funck (Jason Harrod and Brian Funck) 
or Jason Harrod, visit the following sites:

Harrod & Funck: www.bpqd.org/harrodandfunck.php
Jason Harrod: www.jasonharrod.com